SPANKOZ
SPANKING
CALCULATORS
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This calculator may be used to determine how , or how many spankings should be given . It may be used seriously with the options limited eg , the spankee chooses the number of spankings from 1 - 3 for minor offences , 4 -6 for more serious offences and so on . The calculator may also be used to randomly select how the spanking is to be given , eg 1 = over the knee , 6 = bare bottom , 8 = paddle and 0 - 10 number of smacks etc . ( N.B. The 0 - 10 button gives the spankee the sporting chance of escaping the spanking if 0 comes up - what could be fairer ? ) SPANKOZ IS NOT RESPONSIBLE IF THE RESULTING COLOUR OF THE SPANKEE'S BOTTOM MATCHES THAT OF OUR CALCULATOR'S BACKGROUND !
( Under Construction ) Imperial Calculator :
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