MOTHER'S SPANKING AND OTHER QUOTATIONS
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This hurts me more than it hurts you .
Variation :
( speaking in time with the spanking )
This ( spank ) hurts ( spank ) me ( spank )
more ( spank ) .....
Don't look at me , we had a funny looking milkman !
My most memorable one was , after
being lightly smacked on the butt and asking , " What was that for ? "
" Nothing . Do something and see what you get . "
I once got smacked and when I asked " What was that for ? " my
Mom replied " That's for all the things I never found out about . "
DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHEN
I'M SPANKING YOU .
If you fall out of that tree and break your leg , don't come running to me
!
Variation :
Cut your legs off in that lawnmower , don't
you come running to me !
If you poke your eye out with that thing ,
don't come looking for me !
You always find things in the last place you look .
Keep doing that with your face and it'll stay that way .
I want you to go find something for me to spank you with .
Mother to my Father : " He's got my looks and your brains !
"
" He's your son ! "
I've told you a million times , don't exaggerate .
What were you thinking of ?
" Well , I... "
DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M TALKING .
Mom , can I . . .
[Interrupting] If you have to ask the answer is no.
Variation :
Mom . . .
[ Interrupting ] NO!
Go ask your father , you're his fault .
Variation :
Did you hear what YOUR son did ?
Wait till you grow up and have kids of your own !
You're in big trouble when your Father comes home !
If your not home by 6:00 , your grounded !
Flush the toilet and wash your hands !
Because I SAID so !
Just because , that's why .
You're grounded .
Just do it , or else .
Eat it, or you can leave the table . ( OK ! I'm outta here !!!!! )
Variation :
" Eat it , or you'll go without "
- Sounds good to me ! )
If you lose that , I'm taking it away from you !
( at dinner ) :
" How do you know you don't like it if you haven't tried it ? "
Variation :
You don't have to like it ... you have to
eat it !
Look , your father and I are eating it... - this after having many times
said , " If you friends jumped off a cliff would you do it too ? "
Where were you , you were supposed to be home hours ago ???
- I da know........
Well you must know . What were you doing ???
- Nothing......
You'll spoil your dinner eating that candy
- better than spoiling the candy by eating dinner .
ONE..TWO....THREE......FOUR...........
- oh oh , now she means business !!!
Because I said so , that's why . When you get married and have kids you'll
understand .
Never mind me , I'll just stay at home in the dark and listen to the radio
. Have a good time .
No , you can't go barefoot until it gets warmer .
" Hey " is for horses .
If you write the thank you note now , you'll get it over with .
Just hold your nose and you can't taste the cough syrup at all .
Let me kiss it and make it better.
[ your first name ] [ your middle name ] [ your last name ] [ many !!!!s ]
= Uh oh . You're in trouble !
Carrots are good for your eyes .
But Popeye eats all his spinach !
Here comes the airplane/train ( actually , a spoon with a fetid object upon it ) !
